I bring you one of my famous mass texts. I generally get bored on the trains home so I basically get pissed over my commute and people and send out mass text messages venting.
I was asked to post this on Fonzie Verbatim :
" Why? Why do people chose to smell like garlic buttcakes? Why do aging Office women chose to dowse themselves in skunk juice smelling their back path for miles? Why do Bitches wear high heels walking down the stairs makin' me miss my fuckin train so you can try and get noticed and fucked and now I'm waiting on the track alone with your sad ass and WHY THE FUCK DOES THE TRAIN SMELL LIKE PISS???? INSTALL TOILETS INSTEAD OF SEATS AND GET IT OVER WITH!!! "
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