Shirtless.
We call him Shirtless cause this guy has the audacity to walk around outside in the summer without a shirt on... and this guy ain't slim folks...
Everyone has a neighbor like this... you know the kind... Unkept grass... a bazillion kids you don't know which are his or not... Yelling and screaming coming from the house... Yeah.. you get the idea
Ok this isnt about his buddah belly it's about his house. This guy hardly has a front yard and he insists on putting an Array of crap all over his lawn. It's my favorite house on the block... this trailer show is pretty amazing.
Check it out...
By night this Dolphin moves back anc forth.What exactly does this sea lion and dolphin have to do with Christmas? Who knows. But it's sheer genious.
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You're not going to believe this but I just aquired the transcripts of when shirtless guy was decorating. Here's a portion:
".....Let' see..doesn't make sense to put the sea lion here. How about here? No that looks stupid. Let me just turn it this way and put it right in front of....no..too tacky..how about here? ..PERFECT!"
Nothing spruces up the old dirt yard like "bought on sale at WalMart" Christmas decorations!
HA! To bad Reneck yard of the Week isn't still taking submissions. This would be a shoe-in!
BahahahHAHAHAHAHA
Nothing says Christmas like a seal and a dolphin in a santa hat
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