Totally Forgot

I Never posted pics of My Blue Christmas Elvis Extravaganza...

They aren't the best... EVERYONE was sloshed... In No particular order... Here ya go!

This was the snack table... I took a photo before everything was put out... it consisted of booze... Cheetos... Doritos... Umbrella drinks... bread... Cheese... And a variety of meats along with of course ...
Elvis's signature Grilled Peanutbutter and banana and honey Sandwich finger bites

Yes I know what you're thinking that IS the coolest Elvis tapastry you've ever seen.

This is my neighbor/Husband's best friend. He's a total bafoon. Between you and I I don't care for him too much. I used to like him a lot but there's been a few too many things happen since this party that's made me question him. Fuck it it's my blog I'm goin there

Acutally while we're at it... This here 'was' a friend of mine and this is the bafoon. She has a crush on him... that's all I'll say I don't want to talk about this home wrecker anymore.

MMM... Attractive right?

This man under here who appears to be floating is Chachi so drunk off his ass he could hardly stand up... moments before he 'Occupied' my bathroom for the rest of the night...

A coworker and A friend * Sign has been whited out for privacy

My Christmas Tree ended up with Lei's and a Coconut bra...

Ahhh and Here are the Horrendous "REGIFTS" which mine acatually isn't that horrendous

This is me preparing Elvis's snacks... *sigh* oh how I wish that were true... Note* that's not my real hair it's the exorcist wig from Halloween <-- Click here

Aaaaaand FYI I MADE that outfit from scratch. I bought the fabric... cut it up... sewed it by hand... even sewed a yellow Lei across the top... all in 2 days

Some more Horrendous Regifts... this is a gorgeous Crystal vase which ended up being used as a beer mug...

These are all the regifts no one took home. Crappy frames I got from a Wedding I went to. Christian Chicklet pamplets... *actually those are fucking cool ... A record from a band I have NO idea who they are... they are called "Come on feel the Illinois" ... CELION DION lotion... (Some cunt left it at my house a year ago... see old blog posts for cunt) A Gaylord soap... and probably the most horrendous "Dragon" thing... I think it's a hot plate thing? where you set down hot pots and pans on a table? It could be a tile for some tacky bathroom... who knows it's just horrible. It was given to me by some horrendous bitch a few months back... It's so horrendous the person who got it didn't want it...

This hung outsite the door of my house...

My Neighbor My friend Jenny and Husband Ahhh he might have looked happy to get this crap but it was left at my house





Jenny and Coworker (who made the Sangria heard round the world)

Coworker and Chachi after he almost barfed in my sink... Poor Brad even in this Black and White Photo his face looks green...

The End of the Night